Our family has been uncouth in it's table habits for far too many years. At the present time my father is making my life unbearable by his industrial sounds that he can produce with a spoon, bowl, and raisin bran. He thinks there are too many raisins in the cereal and he hits his bowls with a sharp and frequent clack as he pushes them to the side. My mother could roast a chicken and consume the whole thing in an explosive mass of slurping and sucking that left her glistening.
My sister picks at her food with her fingers and licks them constantly. I have been told that I eat too fast.
